Actually the first time I've seen such heavy rain since I arrived..Couldn't escape in the evening tho, cos we our group had to go to the library to print our assignment.. and its a 10 minute walk in the chilly wind.. The uni has 3 libraries and this is the nearest already..
Had already postponed our visit for a few hours due to the rain, so we only went at around 7pm, we were really confident that we could get everything done before the library closed at 9pm, luckily we went early, since everything that could posibly go wrong went wrong.. haha... The reson being that the library was too 'canggih' for us suaku people.. hahahahaha... Entering was easy cos you just have to scan your ID against the turnstile, kind of like the 'touch n go' card..
Upon entering we managed to go the wrong direction from where all the computers and stuff were situated, and we roamed through the place wondering why it was so dark and eerie.. We even managed to get into a no entry area and set off an alarm.. I think the guard forgot to lock the door, cos he was rather surprised that we were where we were, haha.. so embarrassing.. Anyways, he then directed us to the right place.. There was a guy at the reception area, and its weird that he didnt say anything when he saw us going the wrong direction..
Super canggih 2 in 1 printer and copier
Had already postponed our visit for a few hours due to the rain, so we only went at around 7pm, we were really confident that we could get everything done before the library closed at 9pm, luckily we went early, since everything that could posibly go wrong went wrong.. haha... The reson being that the library was too 'canggih' for us suaku people.. hahahahaha... Entering was easy cos you just have to scan your ID against the turnstile, kind of like the 'touch n go' card..
Upon entering we managed to go the wrong direction from where all the computers and stuff were situated, and we roamed through the place wondering why it was so dark and eerie.. We even managed to get into a no entry area and set off an alarm.. I think the guard forgot to lock the door, cos he was rather surprised that we were where we were, haha.. so embarrassing.. Anyways, he then directed us to the right place.. There was a guy at the reception area, and its weird that he didnt say anything when he saw us going the wrong direction..
Super canggih 2 in 1 printer and copierEverything was do it yourself, and the information posted was so limited that we spent quite some time figuring how everything worked (and there were 5 of us mind..), somehow when you login to the computer and click on print, and then scan your ID on the printer, the 2 machines connect and the file shows up on the printer's interface, but before that you have to scan your ID on the reload machine and feed it some cash for your transactions.. Impressive right?! The most high-tech thing in my old college's library was the automatic book check-in machine and this is waaaay over our league... haha...
Super vague instructions.. O.o..
Super vague instructions.. O.o..
Touch screen printer.. :)We got everything printed after much fiddling.. the files all chose to rearrange themselves in the computer and we spent considerable time fixing the tables and paragraphs.. sigh.. then we wanted to try colour printing for our chart.. but I dunno what went wrong, after numerous tries, we still couldnt get it done, and there was no one to ask, cos it was almost closing time.. We were rushing to get everything out when they were giving us countdowns over the speaker.. We had unwittingly spent more than 2 hours eventho we thought it would be a simple thing to just print a few documents... Sigh...
In the end we gave up on colour printing and decided to colour in the lines on our chart by ourselves.. However, we still had to stick six A4 pages together (cos the printer cant print such a large size..) with sticky tape to form one large document! believe me, that is no easy task, 4 pairs of hands were needed to get the job done, but i think we did a beautiful job.. :D
In the end we gave up on colour printing and decided to colour in the lines on our chart by ourselves.. However, we still had to stick six A4 pages together (cos the printer cant print such a large size..) with sticky tape to form one large document! believe me, that is no easy task, 4 pairs of hands were needed to get the job done, but i think we did a beautiful job.. :D
Done pasting.. The magic of co-operation~
Tools of the trade..After colouring in all the lines, voila, we were done! Dinner was noodles wth everything thrown in again.. and boy did it taste good in the cold weather.. haha...
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Found the following thing online, have time for some laughs??
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And ! in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Doris?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male or a female?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, ! this is how I dress when I go to work.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere.
Hahahhahahahha.... :D
Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And ! in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Doris?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male or a female?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, ! this is how I dress when I go to work.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere.
Hahahhahahahha.... :D
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